Jensen Huang
Leather Jacket & GPU Simulator
Purchases
What’s New Version History
Fixed a bug where the jacket could be rendered in a colour other than black.
5090.0 — Added “The more you buy, the more you save” as a system-wide notification.
4090.2 — Keynote now lasts 2h 14m by default. Cannot be shortened.
4090.1 — Removed the “Wait for the next generation” button (never used).
3090.0 — First release. Sold out before launch.
Preview
Jensen Huang is the world’s first CEO available as a native iOS app. Tap GET to install a leather-clad executive who tells you, every time you open your wallet, that the more you buy, the more you save. more
Features include a 2-hour keynote you cannot skip, live market-cap wallpaper, a Jacket Settings screen with exactly one enabled colour, and Signature Mode, which signs whatever you point your camera at. Requires CUDA. Not compatible with AMD. Battery usage: 700 W.
Ratings & Reviews See All
Downloaded it once, now I own 14 GPUs and a jacket. Not sure how. Saved so much money.
Phone hit 90°C during the keynote screenshot. Five stars, that’s how you know it’s working.
Support said “there is no AMD version” and then sent me a jacket. Still five stars.
Opened the app at GTC. It is now Tuesday. He is still talking about tokens. My family misses me.
Signature Mode signed my ThinkPad, my dog, and the waiter. Waiter seemed happy.